Well, hell! Welcome to my food blog! Glad you could stop in!
Well, I’m not a chef, or a food artist, or whatever the fuck they call people these days that make food. I cuss like a sailor with an extended vocabulary, I’m a mom, I’m from somewhere in the Midwest, and I have to cook shit. I like to cook, I don’t use a lot of measurements, I do a lot of guess work. Well, that’s not *entirely* true, sometimes I do if I’m following someone else’s recipe. If you are looking for a fancy food blog, you won’t find it here. If you want shit that looks pretty, you can either follow my recipes and throw a sprig of parsley on it, or go to another blog. If you don’t mind that it looks like crap but tastes delicious, well then you’re probably in the right place. No frills, just food.
You also won’t find hard to get crap in my recipes, because dude, I shop at Meijer or Walmart, or the local chain. The fanciest of things I use occasionally is Old Bay Seasoning. People on the east coast of the US are probably familiar with it. That shit is fire! Fuck yeah!
Anyway, I hope my recipes bring you fun, and a few giggles, because I’m all about that shit. Ain’t no Martha Stewart shit around here.